When I became the sun
I shone life into the man’s hearts
- Who Am I...
The hero. Jack – That guy you call for when asses need savin'. Your knight in shining armor. Also admired for my looks by the less attractive.
- Romantic Interests
I'mma swipe right if you're an 8 or above. Like my guys short and women tall, don't ask.
- My Story Is...
Officially, I was tasked by Mr. Tassiter, current CEO and President of Hyperion, also a goatee-growing dickwad, to observe Hellifyno in some endeavor to investigate its resources, yada yada yada, possible planet takeover.
But I’m mainly here on hero-duty. I mean, honestly, this stinking taint of a place is asking for some sprucing up.
- My Appearance
I made a lil’ bullet point list of some befitting adjectives to help you get the right image:
Objectively good looking
100% on Rotten Tomatoes
Pocket Watch with an invisibility mechanism. It also tells time.
Some other nifty gadgets.
- My Secrets Are...
My grandma abused me as a child.
Nobody reads this, right?
- I Believe...
I can save this world from its scum.