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Name

OldLadyWhoSwallowedAFly

Who Am I...

An old lady who swallowed a fly

Romantic Interests

You're kidding, right?

My Story Is...

You know me. You’ve heard a song about me. The song goes:

 

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly…
Perhaps she’ll die.

 

I know an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly…
Perhaps she’ll die.

 

I know an old lady who swallowed a bird.
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly…
Perhaps she’ll die.

 

I know an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Fancy that! To swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly…
Perhaps she’ll die.

 

I know an old lady who swallowed a dog.
Oh, what a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly…
Perhaps she’ll die.

 

I know an old lady who swallowed a goat.
She opened her throat and swallowed a goat.
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog.
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly…
Perhaps she’ll die.

 

I know an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don’t know how she swallowed a cow.
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat.
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog.
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly…
Perhaps she’ll die.

 

I know an old lady who swallowed a horse.
She’s dead,
of course.

 

Oh, no I’m not!!

Inventory

Babushka
Cane
Live chicken

Species

N/A