- Intro Video
- Who Am I...
Don't call me 'Zombie Tramp'…
- Romantic Interests
- Relationship Status
- My Story Is...
Grew up white trash. Wasn’t anybody special, just a girl with big tits trying to just… fit in. But apparently that wasn’t going to happen, since I only ever had one friend, who killed herself after we both got drugged and raped by this jock asshole. So I cut the brakes on his car, sent him flying off a mountain. Cops came for ME, but my dad took the fall.
Of course, I ended up up on the streets, got forced into prostitution, and eventually, after a grand old shitty time doing that, started being the slightly less shitty and most expensive call-girl in all of Hollywood.
Then I got bitten by a zombie, died, came back from the dead pissed as all hell, killed and ate a lot of people… And I’ve been on a rampage ever since.
Don’t fuck with me.
(P.S. – Janey is dead. You do not, under any circumstances, do it/fornicate/copulate/mate/get laid/hook up/get it on/get busy/get lucky/get down/hump/make babies/fool around/shag/screw/bang/bone/nail/pound/fuck with dead things. No sex. That’s called necrophilia and that’s nasty, yo.)
- My Appearance
In life and in death, Janey has the presence of beauty. She’s tall, with a slender frame that is heavily gifted with all natural curves. No silicon in the front or the back, here! Janey’s goods were and remain homegrown, no GMOs. But, a skinny waist, ass for days, and tits that people would swear were bolt-ons doesn’t make one (or shouldn’t) forget that she’s… dead. The grey-ish, gangrenous color of her skin. The exposed muscle, the bite marks and scratches that killed her. Empty eyes that are only full of anger, hatred, or contempt for the living… She’s not among the living, but not among the dead…
Curse of the Undead ~ Janey died. She is dead. There is no coming back for her, only death. But not exactly oblivion… A grander curse than most have ever seen plagues her, and so she must forever walk and wander, neither living nor dead.
Curse of the Restless Soul ~ Janey’s soul is damned, first by the unfortunate cursed bite that led to her death, then by her practice of dark magic, and also because of her evil actions. She’s barred from a pleasant afterlife, spared the torment of an underworld. Her soul is not bound to flesh, and is toxic, lethal, to all life. As such, she can either abandon a body at any time, or depart it once it is destroyed. Any living woman’s flesh that she inhabits will have the host soul ejected from it, and the flesh with quickly perish and warp to resemble her body.
Body of the Undead ~ Janey’s zombified body is freakishly strong, near superhuman. Her body, now purely driven by her cursed soul, possesses the upper limits of human capability, what would normally be called ‘hysterical’ strength in the living. She can bite, tear, and break through bones like dry crackers, rend flesh with her claw-like fingernails…
Evil Hair ~ Janey’s hair often seems to be alive… with darkness incarnate. In times of rage, it seems to move on its own, swirling and curling around her body like a cloak of night, floating around her head like a crown of slithering snakes. It becomes unnaturally durable, like steel, and can grab hold of her victims and enemies, binding and immobilizing them as she closes in to take a bite…
Necronomicon Ex Monstro~ The Necronomicon is a book of evil magic written eons ago before the dawn of man, when monsters, demons, and worse things roamed the Earth. Many versions of the Necronomicon exist, written by different authors, but with a similar theme… there are dark things out there. The Necronomicon Ex Monstro is primarily concerned with ‘monsters’. Undead, inhuman, animalistic, or just those humans who are so utterly evil… all kinds. It can only be read by monsters, who inexplicably comprehend the twisted symbols that are scribbled across the pages. Janey’s copy is linked to her soul, and follows her wherever she goes.
Necromancy ~ Janey’s undead nature and her study of the Necronomicon permits her to be a powerful necromancer. Though still a novice of sorts, her command of the undead is astonishing. A true ‘zombie queen’, Janey can easily resurrect the dead, recent or otherwise, animating them with the remnants of their own souls or pieces of her own tainted spirit. She can control ectoplasm, a corrosive substance that affects both the mind and the body, and use it to warp and change the shape of her undead minions as well as use it as a direct weapon against the living, who can easily burn at the touch of energized ectoplasm, or become tainted and eventually fall into undeath as well.
- I Believe...
The world deserves monsters like me.