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MagicalPermalink Reply by Dýrfinna on March 23, 2012 at 11:19pm

Teery Farts: 

I have been trying to tell people that this power is actually very dangerous, suffocating unsuspecting lungs and watering the eyes for distraction. So its easy to say that Teery Farts are actually one of the worst powers known to dragonkind.

Though they cannot be SEEN (most of the time) they definitely can be heard (with the exception of silent-but-deadly). Eating TexMex breakfast tacos and holding breath are the two main factors. With Teery Farts, unless you can somehow make your clothing immune to the power, you'd also be naked- waitwhut! naked!? No! That would mean exposing yourself to the harsh dragon-bowel elements! And dont get me started on the smell of your skin... ~shudder~ If you bathe- well then youd still smell like the rotten chunk of something nasty stuck in a lizards lower colon. If you don't...prepare the noose...

You get the picture.

And robbing a bank? HA! Teery Farts do not mean walking through walls, that would be extreme schizophrenia. To rob a bank with Teery Farts would mean walking in, asking someone to pull your finger, and gassing out the place. Killing everyone on sight! After that, its easy to find codes and numbers to slip inside, grab some money, and get out. 

If used in a crowd you could DEFINITELY get away from pursuers and their sensitive pansy noses. And in the midst of a fight you'd be pretty good at knocking out the opponent. Leaving them open for a few nibbles and wet willies... But otherwise, Teery Farts are deadly. However, a little birdy tells me that if mastered, you can use the scaly Farts to hitch a free airplane ride. But theres a price: You might never have any willing companion to sit in the seat over for you to talk an ear off of. AND You can never get into the bathroom in the back without rising horrified suspicion.

What I think Teery Farts are GOOD for is nothing!.. Killing peoples mental stability and their ability to stop and enjoy the roses just by lifting a leg and passing a poot. Fan-freaking-tastic... 

Well. They arent too bad for flavoring on the enchiladas. :3

Permalink Reply by Dragon Teers on March 23, 2012 at 11:27pm

With teery farts you don't need an airplane ride. Just eat a bean, pull your finger, and BAM youre off like a rocket. 

Also whats wrong with killing everyone in the bank? Those people are stuffies anyways and should be doing online banking not sitting around in some big money box yapping about how much theyre putting in this vault and that. 

And as for the nudity, whats wrong with being naked? If people would just stop wearing clothes I wouldnt have to blast them off with my amazing ass powers!

Anyways in conclusion, after having read and reread this post carefully, I have determined that teery farts are actually the best super power. Way better than turning into some bird and saying crazy crap all the time! 

MagicalPermalink Reply by Dýrfinna on March 23, 2012 at 11:29pm

XDDDD

Permalink Reply by Delilah on March 24, 2012 at 6:34am

...Teery, I love you. And Dyr....well done love, well done. I think that was the best explanation anyone could've written. Sums Teery up in a little quick post~

MonsterPermalink Reply by ⚔ Ḱedibone Ṕeregryn ⚔ on March 24, 2012 at 10:00pm

I posted my opinion quite well. Wraiths are impervious to attacks. Perhaps I worded it wrong, but the concept is still quite the same. However, since I can't edit my post to change the wording, I deleted it altogether. I hope that you deem the problem fixed now and I'm sorry if I posted what a wraith was to help Ans. That bit isn't for me to post in my own words, but their's so I didn't word it wrong as I had earlier in the post. Thanks for the help, Theo.

Permalink Reply by Dragon Teers on March 26, 2012 at 10:15am

actually I think this whole thing was started so we could passive aggressively bash one anothers characters and their powers... and considering that, I think it's taken a very appropriate turn.

As such I'd like to take this opportunity to bash ansys powers and say publicly that having big boobs is NOT a superpower. Its just a lot of fun. The ability to make men stupid, or to float really well, or to smother small kittens with yer massive mounds doesnt make you some kinda super hero no matter how much you want it to

also, cant wraiths be beaten up pretty easy using ghostbuster technology? I mean 3 rejects from manhattan college were able to come with the tech neaded to bust ghosts, so why are wraiths such a problem? Just call the exterminator

MonsterPermalink Reply by ⚔ Ḱedibone Ṕeregryn ⚔ on March 26, 2012 at 10:48am

No one's feelings are hurt. Just stated it was an opinion, also that I was just posting what a wraith was. Not what my personal power bash was on the matter. All in all, it's over with. ^^ Love your reply there, Teery. Remind me to get you some booze and hookers later!