Where Anyone is Possible
( Dun Dun Dunnnn. )
*Paces in front of the unfortunate dunderheads who managed to receive the most infamous punishment.*
*Quirks a well-practiced brow* Some of you may be wondering why you're here.
Well, the reasons are shown below:
1) You're Potter.
2.) Vandalized school property by painting my dungeon walls pink.
3.) Disruption in the middle of class with insolent behavior and/or obnoxious breathing.
4.) You're Potter.
5.) Constantly raising a hand.
6.) Constantly asking for the bathroom pass.
7.) Constantly destroying cauldrons with your poor brewing skills. ( I've only got 394 left. )
8.) Constantly asking where my button has went to.
9.) I don't like you. ( Potter )
10.) You threaten me with hugs.. ( o_O )
11.) You're holding a bottle of shampoo.
12.) You've placed the bottle of shampoo near my person.
13.) This one is rarely heard of, but you've made a Prank in the middle of class.
14.) Chewing gum.
15.) You didn't turn to page 394.
16.) Wearing pink every, single, day.
17.) Steal from my potion cabinet.
18.) Sneaked into my office, looking for a diary.
19.) Interrupting my epic pauses.
20.) Saying you've got a quidditch game as an excuse for not turning in an essay.
21.) Destroying the Whomping Willow.
22.) Stealing my textbook.
23.) Interrupting my strides in the hallways.
24.) Facebook / Cellphone usage in class.
25.) Bringing in creatures into class from the Forbidden Forest.
27.) Hiding in my closet.
28.) Did I mention, if you're Potter?
29. ) Challenge my awesomeness.
[ More reasons will be added.]
*Halts pacing, sweeping the room with a piercing gaze.* So now that you're all aware, take out a piece of parchment and begin your 30 page essay on why Slytherin is the most Awesome, Epic house Ever.
( Btw, if you have an Epic or Awesome/Hilarious reason for Detention, please comment below and it may be added to the list! xD I hope you find this time most pleasant. )
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