Where Anyone is Possible
Who am I?!
I've been known by many names such as
Ace of Knaves
Clown Prince of Crime
Clown Prince of Pain
Harlequin of Hate
Jack of All Crimes
Knave of Razors
Mountebank of Menace
Thin White Duke of Death
Ladies and gentleman, yours truly, one and only... The Joker!
Not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I'm going to have a past I prefer it to be multiple choice HA HA HAHA!
A purple suit tailored specially for ME!
Skin:Caucasian - Now Paste White, a side effect of the acid, which made me look GLORIOUS!
Beautiful green hair matching my gorgeous green eyes! Ha Ha!
A wide permanent smile across my happy face
Acid-spewing Boutonnière: Artificial flower worn on the lapel that squirts a stream of highly corrosive acid.
Electrocuting Joy Buzzer: Hand-held device capable of emanating an electric shock into its intended victim when they shake hands with the wearer.
Joker Venom: Nerve agent that leaves it victims in a gruesome smile of death.