Gauntlets: No Gloves No Loves?

Chocolate, chocolate, raining down chocolate! Our little Lilith Michaux just can't seem to get enough of this chocolate attack! First Asmo, then Luna... everyone is just giving the poor girl...Chocolate! Even Teery's been passing some extra gas around to heat up this sensual desire. The female's been contemplating...dieting?! This can't be right. We think she's just eating and gaining weight to hide her secret baby being born by none other than Adam Silentium!…

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Please don't think that our slimy reporters have been slacking on this juicy gossip. It simply hasn't been reported due to the near constant changes! It's enough to even spin Froggy's head!  It seems a certain little demon-turned vampire seems to have been having quite a romance streak since she arrived to Hellifyno. Not too long into the start of the rebellion, Karen and Oddman seemed to be an item, but not long after duplicate Oddman got out…

Did I see sparks igniting in the air between the famous rebel leader and one of our infamous underground bitches? Oh yeah, something strange was going on between our skull faced hottie and our sexy bomb Tye.  Why do they seem to know each other so well if not by spending some quality time *winkwink* alone... Is Tye the only man that can make Boomer's knees boom and buckle? I wonder how Daloki will manage her mommy over-protective jealousy when her bundle of joy leaves the nest for another.…

Amadore Giovanni, the new head honcho over in Vampire Land, is said to be green with jealousy. Over who you ask?  None other than little miss Delilah, seriously? That got me dumbstruck.



Recently one of Rom's shooting spree victims, that dude cannot miss an egg even if blind and dickless, wish upon a star for it to not be a fetus flush. So this hit and run child Delilah is carrying was threatened by the Giovanni Lord in such a way that peeps have seen Amadore making an appointment…

A little beaver said he saw Maggie and Titus making out the other day behind Harry's dumpsters. And we're talking major flower-furr action here. But no petals or puppies were harmed in the making of the scandalous sex  Oh wait... Did I hear a flower pluck? Nevermind. Is the sweet little blonde ditzy Nymph a secret (whats it called? masochist? sadist? flutist?) One of those! But who can blame her? Big sexy arms tipped with deadly claws that have torn off the heads of trolls and bears alike.…

Imps have been drooling over a new secretary swaggering about the tavern. This sexy new lady is rumored to be handling Daniel's 'affairs'. They've described her as bombshell blonde with lips that could suck the chrome off a tailpipe. Is she really a secretary or just another excuse for Daniel to keep a short skirt around. Froggy can't wait to see Sid's reaction to this grade A piece of meat. Plainview is certainly "Cummings" over it.



As if Siddy didn't have enough to worry about,…

Rom: What's that crazy up to Now? Gossip girl supa star.



Aint nobody got baby momma drama like Romulus Bloodwalker. Adding to his long list, three seem to be knocked up all at once. Weary, Sasuke, and Deliliah. Can't say this Roman didn't divide and conquer. Some say this is no feat for a man who has had around 3.9 million kids (That explains Detroit). You would think a Roman would discover Trojans after the first couple million.…

Sid dumps Dan for Teery.  Together they plan to take over Earth and infest it with humanoid lizards. With plenty of booze and cookies to go around!  

Ans, little Miss Holier than Thou, seems to have a taste for badboys as of recently.  Some say she was heard spreading her legs- I mean spreading a rumor that she wanted to slip into an Executive suit...  Maybe she wants to use her v-card for the first time in centuries.. Unless that old thing has expired. Has anyone checked the…

Sid and Dominic sittin in a tree...... K I S S I N G NO! YES!

Sid is trying to help him by giving him looovvveeee, if by love you mean a job...

A job?...........Naughty, something about kneeling and giving a handshake? Definitely gives a new meaning to "hands on" collaboration. If ya catch my drift.

But isn't this such a nice thing of her to do, accompanying Dominic in his sullen hours after Erica kicked his ass to the X land. What happened to our…

Gossip Column

There have been rumors being tossed around that Daniel and Mara have been gettin' busy lately. Danny-boy's new unofficial girlfriend, Sid, seems pretty upset. Or maybe shes a lesbian and wants the sexy former vampire woman to herself. Is she getting closer to Daniel just to have a go at Mara-Para?

But getting real how is it that these two astonishing women feel so much passion about Danny boy having a gogo with both of them. Two timing much? Huh?…