He's welcome.

The woman known as Magicia kept a watchful eye over the late night tavern from her usual perch in the rafters. It was quiet... or a quiet as the tavern ever got. There was still one or two people down below chatting with Harry or keeping to themselves.

In the darkness of the shadows cast over her, the crazy girl thought to herself, murmured to herself, babbled to herself. Simple crazy lady talk, to anyone else.

We helped…

How dare that soldier make me cry... he shall pay!

Had it only been less than a night ago that she had revealed her face to the one she knew as "Soldier"? Perhaps that is why it still stung, worse than the wind that whipped at her tattered face. Alone she perched in the high branches of a great pine tree, which touched the sky with many other trees in the forest she had ran away to for the day. Hood pulled up to conceal her face from the sun and its disapproving…

*Author's note: All of the following riddles apart from the final one are original ones, so if they are a bit awkward there's a reason for that. More may or may not be to follow... Enjoy, and Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Galumphus Kwanzaa, or "I hate this season" to all of you. 

A weeping…

She recited it in her head at nearly every hour, or every other hour, should she prefer. To her, there was only one way to survive, only one way for her to keep going. Magicia the Dreamwalker, formerly known as Magicia Morticia Parafrosyni had to steal other people's life essences to survive.

It wasn't the same as just killing someone and drinking their blood or eating their flesh. It was the breaking apart of someone's humanity, leaving them to be nothing but rotting, cursed,…

Twinkle Twinkle

Little Star

Will you take me…

Papa and Mama... they meant well, I guess. They could have put their skills to better use though, you have to admit that. Pureblood metamorphmagi... They could have done anything with their ever changing appearances.

Instead they settled in that shack out in the middle of nowhere.

Yes, the one with the crackling shingles hanging off the rusty gutters, ready to crash onto the heads of the children at any moment. The one with the rotten steps up to…

I got the best pay for this... not a cent either. *wink*

(Do I really sound like Luna Lovegood?)

http://youtu.be/nChtlv2qnlk

Some fat dragon told me that it's some fuzzbutt's birthday, so here we go...

I better get paid good for this. I haven't eaten a warm meal in weeks.

http://youtu.be/tqM99G8TrQU

For those who have and haven't noticed, Victoria McDowell, Annabell Rose Salvatore, and Celestia Gwendolin Mian have hardly been spotted for a month or so. I would like to apologize and explain.

Little Miss Tori got her cute little ass grounded. XP

So, to explain ICly, this is what is happening:

Victoria, trying to calm herself down and control the demons taking over her, has fled to another planet. Here, she has gone into deep meditation,…

I've become sort of addicted to cleverbot.com. Sometimes it gives me really crappy answers, while other times I just have to say "Genius... pure genius, sir robot." And this is what just happened to me like, 4 minutes ago...