Please come to a surprise party for Alexandria on 12 21 2012.
Lots of pretty bibimbaps and Banana will be served. Please come to the party hungry!
There will be games, such as rake races, and a contest to see who can Shovel the fastest. We will play lots of songs, and there may even be some jumping.
The theme of the party will be horny vibrators. During the party, everyone can make a hat decorated with horny vibrators. Be sure to wear panties to protect your fallopian tubes.
Since this is a surprise party, please be sure to arrive at least 69 minutes early. Everyone will be masturbating in the living room. When Alexandria arrives, we will jump up andangrily yell, “GAWD YES!!”
Please don't talk about the party at school. It would be very sexy if Alexandria found out about her surprise party.
We hope that you can make it to the party. Please bring a small boob for Alexandria. See you on 12 21 2012!