Old Shale the Giant was hoppin' around

Consequence city like a big play ground

When suddenly Evaline burst from the shade 

And hit Shale the Giant with a smoke grenade

Shale then got pissed and began to attack

But didn't expect to be blocked by Mack

Who proceeded to open up a can of Mack-fu 

When Robert Oddman came out of the blue

And he started beating up Mack "Half-sack"

Then they both got flattened by Ans's over sized rack

But before she could make it back to her holy cave

Titus Silverhide popped out of his grave

And took a wolf stone sword off from behind his back

And slashed Ans away with a rat-a-tat-tat

But it broke over her head and he ran away

Because Augustus Giovanni came to save the day

This is the ultimate show down!

Of ultimate destiny!

Good guys, Bad guys

And explosions 

As far as the eye can see

And only one will survive

I wonder who it will be?

This is the ultimate show down

Of ultimate destiny

Shale took a bite out of Gussy-Gus

 Like Delilah wants to take a bite out of us

Then Mack came back after being dazed from Ans's rack 

But Erica came out and landed on his back

And Evaline was injured and trying to get steady

When Titus Silverhide came back with a machete

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Evelynne the witch took him out with a magic whip

The she saw Shale the Giant sneakin' up from behind 

And she reached for her potion which she just couldn't find

Cause Evaline stole it and she threw it and she missed

Cause Daloki deflected with telekinesis

And she jumped in the air and she did a summersault

While Romulisk tried to polevault onto Tye Sampson 

But they collided in the air

Then they both got hit by a Dracy stare

This is the ultimate show down!

Of ultimate destiny!

Good guys, Bad guys

And explosions 

As far as the eye can see

And only one will survive

I wonder who it will be?

This is the ultimate show down

Of ultimate destiny

People screamed out in a fearful chorus

Down from the heavens

Descended Daniel Plainview

Who delivered a kick

that could shatter bones

Into the crotch 

Of Death in his robes

Who fell over on the ground

Writhing in pain

While Evaline turned into her alter ego Rayne

But Daniel saw through this clever disguise

And he crushed Rayne's head in between his thighs

...

Then Thak Four-Eyes and Luna White

And Michael Zagurian and Havoc the knight

And nymph Maggie 

And Hyandrian Weary

And Castiel and Xander the meanie

Narylfiel, Devek Slayter, Dyrfinnia, and Dis Pater

Dragon Teers, Lurren, every single Zagurian

Aderyn St. Clair and Elexin di Sighisoara

X.E.N., Girlycard, Hinatera

And Frank Martin 

All Came out of nowhere lightning fast!

And they kicked Daniel Plainview in his

Godhood ass!

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

With civilians looking on in total awe!

The fight raged on for a century 

Many lives were claimed but eventually

The champion stood

The rest saw their better

Apple the Kitten in a blood stained sweater

This is the ultimate show down!

Of ultimate destiny!

Good guys, Bad guys

And explosions 

As far as the eye can see

And only one will survive

I wonder who it will be?

This is the ultimate show down

Of ultimate destiny!