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*-Across Televisions and radio stations on the planet, the morning news begins-*
Good Morning Hellifyno! It is indeed a lovely morning after an attack made by Alexander Equinox is it not? A terrible loss for the Regime, on the bright side we have some unusual weather making its way for the heroes!
Thunderstorms sweeping across Consequence, and by the smell of those dead fish it's not gonna be pretty. The storm is expected to cause occasional flash floods and last throughout the day. Don't panic, carry an umbrella with you. Winds are expected to reach up to 70 MPH. By 7pm the storm will have cleared out and leave beautiful clear skies.
In the Morning it will be very clear and light. Rogue Zephyrs will be passing through the planet at around noon. For those of you unfamiliar with rogue zephyrs, they are gentle, magical breezes that undo simple knots, locks, bolts, manacles, shackles, and etc. Be sure to lock your doors with extra care today. It will pass by 4 o'clock CT*.
All throughout the day we will be experiencing what we know as SkyQuakes. It will cause visible cracks throughout the atmosphere with an extreme heat advisory. This will take affect for the entire planet. By midnight the atmosphere will repair itself to the normal state, starting from the northern and southern poles. It is advised to stay inside public areas of cooling systems and to avoid the outside if at all possible.
In the morning a light drizzle will spill over Hellifyno and last until about 11 AM. For the rest of the day will be overcast and clouded skies at night. Sounds perfect for a Sunday nap. Winds light and variable.
Holy Cow! Literally! It's raining cows out there! What could be the source of this strange forecast? We did hear a bit of SqEaKy LaUgHtEr up in the clouds. Chance of rain 80% Winds, strong and forceful at 80 MPH.