Sunday- Rain Rain Rain severe thunderstorms expected to carry on into Monday

Monday- Tornado watches and warnings all throughout the day, rain will clear up around midnight.

Tuesday- Sunny with a chance of meatballs. Be prepared for falling foods.

Wednesday- Gatestorms!

Thursday- Beautiful sunny weather, nothing to worry about except a 20% chance of apocalypse

Friday- 3 hours of monsoon expected mid day, followed by a dry heat

Saturday- Dragons breath fog storms expected to roll in at dusk, breathing advisory in effect