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At 4:04pm on July 6, 2012, Agent Clint Barton/Hawkeye said…: DEAR EVERYONE,

I kinda like the massive influx of Natasha's on Rolepages now, I mean.....if this was 2009 and I wasn't Clint, there'd be some WEEEIIIRRRDD shit going down. The sexy kind. But since I am Clint and it's NOT 2009, I wanna kinda get this straight.

I have one Natasha. One. This is her account:

http://www.rolepages.com/profile/NatashaRomanoff?xg_source=activity

Mind ya, you all had your chance on May 4th at some point, but apparently most of y'all thought "HOO HOO HOO THERE'S A 2 MONTH WAITING PERIOD TO BE NATASHA AFTER THE AVENGERS." No. I have one Natasha, and I'd never.....EVER go to another one. Mind ya, it pisses me off that she's not really online much....but that's not her fault. Her comp is broken. I would love to have a Natasha that I can constantly RP with, but unfortunately, this Natasha is the best. She is, just by the way her channel is design ALONE shows that she is the best. Her RP style....ugh. The best. I'm not going to disregard a prime rib for a can of spam.

So in regards, if you wanna RP as Black Widow, GO FOR IT! But I'm a one-trick pony. I have my Black Widow, and I have NO plans to ever get another one.

At 10:04am on July 6, 2012, Thor Odinson said…: (Whoo... How bad did you destroy his world? XD)

Thor nods, still having the gigantic grin, and pats Clint on the shoulder.

At 3:56am on July 6, 2012, Steve Rogers said…: Amurica day was such bull shit this year. xD

At 1:18am on July 6, 2012, Agent Clint Barton/Hawkeye said…: Whoo offline and shit. I'll reply to comments and PM's and all that in the morning. I'm not ignoring anyone, I just came online briefly to destroy Victor's world.

At 9:53pm on July 5, 2012, Agent Clint Barton/Hawkeye said…: I

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V Pfft. You wouldn't call me lucky if you knew the horror I have to go through when Nat is menstruating.

At 10:23am on July 5, 2012, Thor Odinson said…: (O.o You lucky, lucky man you. XD Happy belated fourth!)

Thor took a moment, eying the box. Then he turned to Clint, the grin still upon his face, and his eyes twinkling. "She will. If not now, she will find herself saying yes later on."

At 9:34pm on July 4, 2012, Agent Clint Barton/Hawkeye said…: Not gonna be online fella's. I'm celebrating 4th of July with Natasha back at my place.

Yes. There will be fireworks, and no not only sex....but we're going to actually shoot at each other while having sex.

((HURR, AND NAT GAVE ME PERMISSION TO WRITE THIS.))

At 9:12pm on July 4, 2012, UndeadKanesha The Lycan said…: Oooooooh, so your the one that I be hearing about from the others. A S.H.I.E.L.D. person huh...

At 6:56pm on July 4, 2012, Steve Rogers said…: O___O But liquor doesn't effect me?

At 7:37pm on July 3, 2012, Thor Odinson said…: Chuckling outright, Thor releases his grip, only to give him a joking smack across the back. "It truly is a pleasure to be of help."

At 2:53pm on July 3, 2012, Thor Odinson said…: Thor grins, roughly grabbing him where his shoulder and neck meet in a sort of manly hug way. "In that case, she most likely feels the same way about you, Barton."

At 10:32pm on July 1, 2012, UndeadKanesha The Lycan said…: My name is Kanesha....

At 9:09pm on July 1, 2012, UndeadKanesha The Lycan said…: Hmmm...interesting...*she smirks at him*

At 7:46am on July 1, 2012, Thor Odinson said…: "Ah. I see." Thor replied. Even though his words implied that he understood, his thoughts said otherwise. But luckily for Clint, he is no mind reader, so there are no solid facts. Yet.

At 11:38pm on June 30, 2012, UndeadKanesha The Lycan said…: *she giggled and jumped dowm from the branch landing on her feet softly* But than again...you always seem to carry weapons around with you everywhere you go am I right?

At 11:20pm on June 30, 2012, Thor Odinson said…: "That is as far as I can recall. What is the sudden concern, Barton?" He cocked an eyebrow. He had most definetely his suspicions, and nothing Clint was about to say would sway him from them.

At 7:06pm on June 30, 2012, ArtificialOrianna said…: "Remember,boys!" When ya get the signal, light'em up! Mistah J deserves a birthday party worth a million bucks!" Harley Quinn ordered around some of the Joker's hechmen, which her puddin' had assigned to take orders from her for this mission. The job was pretty simple, actually.Take one of the elevators up to the top of the skyscraper,Make a bid entrance,Crash the party of those rich assholes that were up in their fancy tower partying while the people below STARVED, steal their money,jewels and other valuables and then leave with NO-STRINGS-ATTACHED."And let them wonder how ya did it!" Harley remmebered her puddin's last remark on the mission. "I'm bored of fighting the big man in black tights all the time...I think i need a new challenge.." Harley didn't really know what he meant, but it didn't matter.Mistah J did all the thinking for her. There was no need to worry her pretty little head. When the elevator doorsopened, Harley's smile turned from a simple,innocent, child-like smile, to a wild, beastly and sadistic grin. "LET'S GET DIS PARTY STARTED, BOYS!!" She shouted and fired a round into the room the gala was taking place. "This'll DEFINETALLY get thier attention!" She mused to herself as her gun went off.

At 6:54pm on June 30, 2012, ArtificialOrianna said…: (Sounds like a plan! =D I'll get the party started, then. ^-^)

At 6:14pm on June 30, 2012, Thor Odinson said…: Thor chuckled at Clint's reaction, bearing a great grin. "As far as I can remember, one of those times involved how great a companion you were. Though I may be mistaken."

At 4:40pm on June 30, 2012, Thor Odinson said…: "Natasha. In passing, yes. Although I have not kept track, it seems that it would be multiple times."