You're right, putz. Let's go, we need to do this in person. I have the address, you hide in the bushes while I prepare Lisa by telling her what a complete idiot she is being. *grabs a drink for the road*
*orders another round* No, I still have some use for you. You and Lisa aren't done quite yet. I remember spending the night at Lisa's before and having you two schtup in the room next door. It was a triple X porno with all the sound effects. Call her.
Her expectations are flawed, that's why she's gone through so very many men. She expects perfection because that's how she viewed her father but he was far from perfect. *drinks a shot* She's neurotic, controlling and stubborn. But the sex was great, right? Worth giving it another shot?
*drinks* If that was true I'd have no problem telling you that, throwing this drink in your eye and walking out. But no, Lisa is a mess without you. You two are both so screwed up and in your own warped way it makes you perfect for each other. Now do something.