"Well, I'm so very glad that you didn't forget that I've had two of your children this year," Pepper laughs.

[Voicemail left on his phone]

Uh... dad? I may or may not have crashed the Benz into a tree. Uh.. yeah, but I'm okay. I love you and I'm so so sorry. Please don't kill me. Iloveyoubye. *click*

Made it too easy?? I was just holding it! *laughs, shaking her head and setting the spoon aside*

*gapes then pouts, wrinkling her nose at him and finishing the bite on the spoon* Old man stealing my gelato... *mumble grumble though she's grinning*

*stares at him*

*then gelato*

*then him*

*then gelato*

.....

Are you trying to kill me? xD

*makes a face* Tino used to hit on me when I was fifteen. *takes a spoon an takes a heaping spoonful with a mischievous grin* Just one bite, right?

*blinks* Where's the gelato? I wanna quick bite first--oh,he gave us two loaves! *holds up the two bread bags*

*grins* And then you and mom wonder where I learned to be a horribly sneaky child from.

Daaaaaaad! *starts laughing, holding onto him and shaking her head, wiping her eyes again and sniffling, her nose still running* Mom will kill us if we get food on her couches.

Nooo, he never.... didn't treat me like a queen, daddy.

*shrugs* No, he talked about how when he ruled, I'd be put on a pedestal  I told him my family already does that. *tiny laugh*

*hugs him tight and sighs* I was the one who called it off. He let it slip that he wasn't going to change anything just because we were married and it just puts a strain on our family where I have to choose between him and everyone else.

*sniffles*

Actually, I could go for some garlic bread. Like... a whole loaf. And maybe some spaghetti to go with it. Then gelato after?

*wipes her eyes with the back of her hand after she removes her gloves* But you did tell me so.

*just working in the shop, hammering a piece of metal instead of letting the machines do it because its just that much more satisfying to beat the shit out it herself* I'm too much of a mess to go into public at the moment.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

NO, IT'S THERAPEUTIC! 

*cue blasting Taylor Swift songs through the entire damn mansion*

Happy Birthday ToooooooonnnnnY!!!!!!!!!!

I Love You!!!!!!!

And Heres Just Alittle Present To Show My Love For You!!

Hugs & Kisses

Your Other Daughter!!!

~Kougar~

((Only on days ending with Y))