This was maybe 20, 25 thousand years ago. The planet of Hellifyno was inhabited entirely by people with shark heads. I’m not making this up. They were all awkward giant headed beings just bungling around bumping into one another, growling, and snapping at one another.
Apparently, there had been a weird sea thing where a goddess and a mad scientist had teamed up nd yadda yadda yadda, shark headed Hellifynians.
They were rather bad ass, I even got to see them engage in a short war where they slammed their giant skulls against one another while firing leftover machine guns from the previous civilization.
Of course, all good things must come to an end, and they died out completely, and that set up the whole next stage of life on this weird planet.
Is this where I get to tell you about the shark chicks I had sex with?