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Ronald Changes His Cliche Sword’s Name

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The Sword Of Chaos….What a stupid name…..Ronald was gonna change that. Ronald sat on a log some where in a forest, Thinking of a new name for his sword. “Uh…..Toto?….Feuer?…..Hm….” Toto was Samoan for madness. Feuer was German for Fire…Well….Maybe…Ronald wasn’t sure.  He looked over the Jet Black blade. “Skull Crusher?….Soul Eater?….No..” Then it popped into his head. “I GOT IT!….RONALD JR!” Then Ronald thought it over. Who the hell has a sword named after them?…”Okay…Maybe not…” HMMMMM????????……How the hell was he gonna figure out a name?..”SO STUPID!!….Why did you have name it this?” Ronald was talking about the guy who named it that fucking name…The Sword Of Chaos….”UGH!….WHO NAMES THEIR SWORD THAT!?….I’M GUESSING  PEOPLE FROM THE GOD DAMN DARK AGES!”   A bird lands on a tree branch. Ronald took a quick glance at it. “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!?” Ronald scooped up a rock and threw it towards the bird. The rock nailed the bird off the branch. “FUCK YOU TOO!” Ronald then sat back on the log. “Okay…I know…Fumus!” And with that…Ronald gave his sword….A better name…

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