- Intro Video
- Who Am I...
World's Smallest Scoundrel
- Romantic Interests
- Relationship Status
- My Story Is...
I was born of dwarf parents, who for some reason were stuck on the planet Brokos, one of the giant’s central planets, at the time of said birth. Fearing my cries would alert giants to their presence, where they would be skinned and eaten, or… something like that, I guess… anyway, they left me behind to save those skins and I never saw them again. Couldn’t tell you what either of them even look like.
Anyway, the giants found me, and wouldn’t you know it, they aren’t nearly as savage as my people would probably tell you. They’re also pretty damn good with technology. Everything I know about building, explosives, tech, hacking, hell everything I know about everything, I learned from those big mushy bastards. Even flying. Yeah, that’s right. Those giants had their own SHIPS. You should have seen how… well, GIANT they were. They really are misunderstood things, giants.
Not a lot to tell between that planet and my time in the here and now. A smuggling here, a bounty collected there, and as always, the occasional heroic effort. Giants teach morality too, apparently. That’s how I’ve gotten by since I was able to do it all, and it’s how I will continue to get by until it just doesn’t work anymore.
- My Appearance
4’5″ Of Pure Douchebag
Dirty Blond Locks
Portrayed By : Peter Dinklage
Blaster Gun (Chargeable Cylinders)
Minigun (Regular Ammunition)
Smuggling Ship (Main Vessel, Cargo Type) “The Aurora Trailblazer”
Power Armor (For The Less-Favored, Up-Close Encounters)
(Not pictured is a large assortment of explosives, both modern and high-tech)
- My Secrets Are...
Well hidden. That’s what I do best, after all.