Elvis Presley

Who Am I...

Your most desired dream

Romantic Interests

Women, and myself

Relationship Status


My Story Is...

Was a rich kid in Las Vegas, became a black belt in Jui-Jitsu, karate, mui-thai, judo, and was a high school wrestler, was an all A student from elementary school through college, and became a pro hit man, then killed John Wick, Harry Potter, Hillary Clinton, Kim Jong Un, Adolf Hitler, the Joker, Lex Luthor, and the Avengers.

My Appearance

Tuxedo, devilishly handsome, tall, rippling muscles, aviator sunglasses, green eyes, and gelled brown hair


Most importantly my guitar and ukele, 5.56 M4, 9mm pistol, 1000 rounds of 9mm ammo, 10000 rounds of 5.56 ammo, kevlar vest, machete, hatchet, .40 cal. pistol, 1000 rounds of .40 cal. ammo, 10000 instant heal med-kits, tomohawk, taser, 9 in. steel knife, $999,999,999

My Secrets Are...

I have no secrets.

I Believe...

In God