The Cult of Sa-Can
Ahor ot epshuggog, mggoka’ai ya uln. Ot mggoka c’mgathg l’cahf c’ahornah nafl’fhtagn!
(Can of Hell, hear my call. Take of our refuse so that we may rise!)
- Who Am I...
We are a cult dedicated to Satan in trash can form
- Romantic Interests
Proper Waste Disposal
- My Story Is...
Our order was founded by a prophet who dove into a trash can. In this can he received visions from our dark lord. Refuse -be it trash or unworthy non-believers- must be properly disposed of, and the Teak, most blessed of darkwoods must be planted and cultivated (get it? CULTivated?!).
- My Appearance
Matching hooded black robes. Y’know, cult stuff
-A cult handbook/Bible/Necronomicon thing printed on teak paper and with a teak hardood cover.
-A knife with a teak handle
- I Believe...
Dispose of refuse to cleanse the world