- Who Am I...
The Great Oprah aka Nucking Futs Fina
- Romantic Interests
- Relationship Status
reMarried to Elexia Haberdash
- My Story Is...
Ive lived a long long time. Two! Whole! Weeks! Made ya look…
My favorite thing to do is dance…what? No! It makes my feet hurt. Oh look, a bird plane.
Why are you looking at my Bertil that way?…He is not for eatings, ugly!
Leave me alone!
- My Appearance
Long tall short and sweet. Give me chocolate and Ill give you a treat.
Ohhh, whats this? Maw maw maw! As tall as 5 feet, I give you…..Wonderland! Its not about the writing desk because the raven does not exist.
What were we talking about again?
My sweet sweet Bertil and the glitter in my pocket. I wove my wittle Bertilly…
- My Secrets Are...
Or was it Legend?….
I should ask Bertil. He would know.
- I Believe...
Tomorrow is just another yesterday. Or was it today?