Brad Tupolev – Snowy Owl

Who Am I...

Just a rather large Snowy Owl.

Relationship Status

I'm taken, finally!

My Appearance

Just a giant, 6’0, male Snowy Owl. I usually wear a black fedora hat and a leather utility strap, with either a firearm or sword attached to my back. Some people say I look cute…




Keep in mind that Brad may not be carrying everything listed here at all times.

C7 rifle

Custom AMT Automag

Revolver Shotgun (A revolver pistol which shoots 12 gauge shotgun rounds, acquired through gambling)

Scottish Dirk

Xiphos Sword (Infused with dark energy)

Writing Utensils

Infinite Hats!

Unidentified PDW

Unidentified semi-automatic machine gun

Unidentified minigun

Extra ammunition

Various keys

Banana bomb (A banana with a small device attached, which can explode like a small nuke due to radioactive potassium-40 contained in the fruit)

Talon blades

2 longswords (Infused with dark energy)

Some toonie-sized gold coins, $1,000 – $3,000 worth

Black Fedora hat

Flasks of experimental chemicals (Shh…)

Flasks of ClF3 (Chlorine trifluoride – burns anything and everything, glass, concrete, sand, living tissue… you name it – Brad can drink some of this, and as a result, breathe fire which has this property)

Varying strengths of tranquillising shots… for sadness emergencies only


His depression and anxiety