City of Valuntas (and home to Vietnow Radio)

Hello, people of Valuntus and even you, people of Hellifyno. Everything’s been nice and quiet here at Valuntus, however for the rest of the world I’m afraid I couldn’t tell you. Communication has been cut between us and the rest of the world for reasons we aren’t quite so sure of yet.

However! I do have quite the event planned, don’t you worry…[Read more]

Hello, ladies and gentlemen… As I lost a bet with my brother, I am now proudly announcing that Vietnow will now be known as Valuntas, and… It’s a city now! Yay…

Alright, but seriously, we’re a city now. Just uh, hope you don’t mind some of the emptiness. All we have is a population of fourty, after all. But! What we do have is…

One, a…[Read more]

Hello, people of Hellifyno. It’s been a wild year so far, and I’m afraid it’s only going to get wilder. While I would try and give the typical updates and maybe even rant and rave about the shit going on in the world, I’m afraid we’re still trying to figure things out up here. Mainly get things sorted out with the high ground we’ve obtained-…[Read more]

Attention all remaining citizens of Hellifyno. Vanis has been exposed to the Mer, as one of their undercover agents discovered it’s location. While this information has only just surfaced due to my brother’s own spy work, it’s still fairly clear that they know where the rest of Hellifyno is hiding. At the moment, I’m presently trying to come up…[Read more]

Breaking the long period of static that had come from Vietnow’s radio station, would be the voice of Zoey Tompkins for all to hear.

I’ve seen this planet go down the tubes enough times to know this isn’t all we’ve got. I’m not saying pick up the pitchforks and raid the fuckers when I say this, but don’t let our home be taken from us by some…[Read more]

“He… …is… Lily Tom… Viet… We… nder att… imme… upport…. ….they’ve br… …hol…”
This message would loop, and be accessible from anything that can pick up a radio transmission.

Ahem I.. I don’t know if this is going to get out. I don’t know if there’s anyone left to listen. Me and my family have been held up in a bunker for who knows how long. To be quite honest, I’m tempted to evacuate. Jump ship. Head back to where I was dumped long ago. But, if anyone can hear this, I want you all to know it’s not all over yet. Sure,…[Read more]

Hello, Hellifyno. Quite A bit has happened recently. Not sure if ya’ll can remember it, considering how me and a few others sort of had to go through time to fix it?

So, something happened- I’m not sure what as I’ve sort of spent the time it was happening in a inter-dimensional hole of sorts- and all of Hellifyno sort of got time-fucked. So,…[Read more]

“Good evening, Hellifyno. Zoey here. As of recently, a meteor has landed smack dab in the middle of Persistence, carrying a virus that turns people into Zombie like beings, along with carrying a strange creature of darkness. As of right now, we still don’t know what exactly is going on. We just know that Hellifyno as a whole is no longer safe.…[Read more]

“Hello, Hellifyno! Long time no see, it’s Lily here to remind you to keep up the peace we’ve got goin’. Unfortunately, Zoey’s not here right now so I’ll be in charge of everything for the next day or so. That being said, let’s play.. Ah, here we go! Let’s switch it up, and play something a bit positive for once. Soundgarden, My…[Read more]

Hello, people of Hellifyno! Zoey here, and today I am announcing that we…

Are now hiring. Currently, all of our previous informants have gone silent. So, as of this very moment, we’ve decided to pay a good twenty bucks an hour for anyone who’s willing to gather information that might seem important to the world as a whole and bring it to us…[Read more]

We went silent. VERY silent. Nothing happened, either. Just.. Nothing bad to report. Things are going good- ‘Least, things seem that way. From what we here at Vietnow can tell, things are gonna be nice and peaceful this year. So everyone, have a nice, merry Christmas.