The electronics of Persistence buzzed with an unease for a second. Those of them that had radio wave input burst into an audio explosion of hyena laughter and bending metal overlayed to a fat bassline.
“Goood morning Hellyfino! Thanks for tuning in to Cloud 9 Radio with your favourite hosts Cubik…”
“…and me – Your dad. So today we are discussing the topic ‘Be it like it is and does your mom know how to make strawberry cupcakes or nah?’ We ain’t had a proper breakfast since I put the ring on that thing. But no seriously she is chairbound. I’m sorry but she thicc, so I had to give her that extension cord, knowutumsayin. “
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“Also drugs. Don’t forget the space drugs.
And now some music.”