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Sa-Cannic Cult Flier

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Hail, Brother/Sister!

Thank you for your interest in the Siblinghood of the Sa-Can! We are TOTALLY NOT A CULT? that follows the teachings of Satan in trash can form. We seek to cleanse the Earth of refuse, and we need YOUR HELP!

This gathering of people has many benefits! Including:

*Closeness to our Dark Lord

*Fellowship, Brotherhood, Oneness, etc

*A whole new you via Birth Certificate removal!

*Snazzy robes

*Hardwood teak books!

*A compound for group activities and lodging! 

*Naps and snacks!

Consider joining today! 

 

?Disclaimer: we are totally a Cult

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