Originally posted August 8, 2009 at 9:04pm
Tonight something wonderful happened. Our researchers, working hard in our secret underground lab, have uncovered the secret that links all of you creatures together, and makes you different from us mortal humans.
The science is complicated, and of course, unimportant. What is important is that I have now developed the first in a series of gas based compounds which can make you sick… very very sick…
It is my hope that in the weeks and months ahead our dedicated team of researchers will be able to develop a disease which can kill, each and every one of you, in the most violent and painful manner possible.
I am going to wipe you abominations off the face of the planet. Today is a victory for humanity.